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Engine Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of engine jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#21
What happened with the wooden car with wooden wheels, wooden seats, and a wooden engine?
It wooden go.
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#22
I was in the car with my girlfriend, and I started hearing this annoying whining noise...
So my girlfriend got out to look at the engine and I drove off.
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#23
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
...
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#24
Yes, It's true eagles can soar...
...but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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#25
[Car breaks down] Me:*inspecting engine* Date: is everything ok?
Me: *nervously searching 100 now empty hamster wheels* haha..y-yep
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#26
Mechanic Hey, have you ever heard of that hard working car mechanic that specializes in engines and the back of cars?
They say he gets very exhausted.
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#27
If NASCAR wants me to believe it's not a sport for idiots, they
should stop reminding the drivers to start their engines.
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#28
What's a ghost's favorite search engine?
Ghoulgle
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#29
I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals.
Due to my gross motor skills.
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#30
What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?
Benjamin Netangoogle
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#31
If you use yahoo search engine, A really lonely nerd in his yahoo office
frantically googles your request and then posts the results
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#32
Where did the engine go after he retired?
To live in a motor home
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#33
Did you hear about the single-engine plane that crashed into a Polish cemetary?
So far, 400 bodies have been recovered.
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#34
(Showing off new car) Father-in-law: Looks good, what engine has it got?
Me: *ultra confident* a grey & black one
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#35
Hubs: How long has your car been doing that?
Me: ? Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight? Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
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#36
How far can this plane go with just one engine?
All the way to the crash site!
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#37
Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis?
It wooden go.
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#38
How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?
#ThomasDieKleineLokomotive
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#39
How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?
They are powered by turban engines.
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#40
Note to self: before sending that e-mail...
Don't ever rely again on the e-mail engine spell check. Latest letter of intent of mine went out with a 'T' instead of a 'G' in "Best Regards"
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