What Are Equality Jokes?
Equality Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of equality jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Lifting the toilet seat AND putting it back down are 2 steps.
If women really want equality, they're going to have to take on a step here.
#2
equality A woman's work is never
done, that's why they earn less.
#3
How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.
#4
My wife wants pay equality....
I told her I would do 1 better and gave her $1 to mow the grass.
#5
Equality.
Why is it that a girl with big boobs can work at hooters, but a guy with one leg can't work at I-HOP?
#6
I often call my stepson a "bitch" and my stepdaughter a "dickhead"
to show them the importance of gender equality.
#7
A Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, Native American, and Asian man were walking down the street.
They were part of a parade that celebrated racial equality.
#8
What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?
The communist wants equality
#9
I believe in equality.
Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
#10
Today is national dog day and women's equality day...
It's national bitch day. /r/showerthoughts did not appreciate this. Maybe you guys will.
#11
National Women's Equality Day is the Same Day as National Dog's Day Coincidence?
I think not.
#12
I believe in equality.
If we have a 5 day week of work, we should have 5 day weekends as well dammit.
#13
Men of quality respect
women's equality.
#14
Yesterday was international women's equality day and
international dog day What a great day for bitches
#15
When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality.
` And then I wait for the next bus.
#16
Woman bus drivers When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality.
And then I wait for the next bus...
#17
What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?
A good start.
#18
I don't believe in gender equality because there are just some things I'm not meant to do.
Like be the sane one in a relationship.
#19
How will we truly reach gender equality?
By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias.
#20
I've bought drinks for guys and not as an equality thing
but because when I'm drunk I forget that money is real.
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