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#1
The problem with a well balanced diet is the amount of chicken
wings I have to eat that equals the weight of a dozen beers.
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#2
The truth about 9/11:
it equals 0.81818182
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#3
Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25
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#4
im smart.
if asian equals pi then four times four is sixteen told you i was smart...
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#5
[politics] I think Trump settled the whole "tiny hands equals small penis" argument today...
It must take a pretty massive dick to fuck the entire world at once
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#6
How many glasses of wine equals two servings of fruit?
Asking for a friend.
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#7
Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?
Because 7 was mean. Get it?^Because ^6+7+8 ^^divided ^^by ^^3 ^^equals ^^7
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#8
Yo Mama So Fat Yo mama so fat that her
Schwarzschild radius equals 1 cm.
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#9
If women want to be treated as equals to men, we're going to
need to start seeing a lot more deadbeat moms and manizers.
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#10
Start a mathematical hip-hop duo
called "E" Because E equals MC^2
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#11
(Final maths exam) Q: what are the two small horizontal parallel lines?
a) double negative b) equals c) eleven fell over
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#12
A parakeet that won't shut up equals
dinner for fluffy tonight.
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#13
Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?
x always equals 10
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#14
Blondes are dumb whores...
They all think less than equals three.
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#15
They say tragedy plus time equals comedy...
but I just don't think my wife Debra farting herself to death in 2011 will ever be funny to me
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#16
A clever one from Yahoo!
Answers Sea water equals salt. That's what it boils down to.
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#17
What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?
Nothing.
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#18
one plus one equals
a window
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#19
Who called it "the equals sign"
and not "the aftermath"?
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