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#1
I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place.
What am I? 2.71828183
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#2
[Heart: Tell her her eyes are windows into eternity, filled with fire...
Brain: Beacons, stars in a vast darkness] Mouth: HEY GREAT EYEBALLS
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#3
What's the definition of eternity
4 blondes at a 4 way stop
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#4
Q.
What is eternity? A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!
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#5
What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?
The letter M
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#6
What do you call an eternity?
4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop
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#7
Zombies never bite hipsters.
They taste fine. We just don't want to spend eternity hearing them say they became undead before it was cool.
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#8
My angry wife said: "I hope you spend an eternity in hell !"....
I said, "Why wait? I'll take you clothes shopping right now".
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#9
I accidentally called it an eternity scarf instead of an infinity
scarf and now I have to drink my Starbucks outside.
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#10
[hell] Satan: Everybody get online & read stuff that makes you mad for
eternity Guy next to me: Nooooo Me: I trained my whole life for this
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#11
Hell is just going to be you on a conference call waiting
for the 8th guy to dial in for all eternity.
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#12
I hope I don't get bitten by a vampire when I'm old
and have to spend eternity as a senior citizen.
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#13
Annoucement: At my funeral, all my tweets shall be recited.
I will then haunt whomever leaves first, demanding honest feedback for eternity.
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#14
What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes at a four way stop.
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#15
Dear Sharks: You may get your own week on TV, but house
cats get their own eternity on the internet.
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#16
What`s the definition of eternity?
The time between when you come and when she leaves.
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#17
What's the definition of Eternity?
The time between when I come, and you go.
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#18
Reasons I work out.
1) I don't wanna be bit by a vampire and spend eternity out of shape and double chinned. 2) I guess to be healthy
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#19
What is eternity?
Two self-conscious guys taking a shit in a public restroom.
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#20
Satan: you can spend eternity in hell OR you can go to work for the first time in 5 days.
Me: hmmm Satan: well? Me: IM THINKING, DAMN IT
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