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#1
Rick Astley's releasing a new song lamenting the 'Brexit' result...
It's titled: Never Gonna Give EU Up
#2
What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?
Hillary got off Scott-free.
#3
Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?
It had freed up one GB of space.
#4
The U.K.
Summarized in two sentences. "No Scotland, you cannot leave the UK." "Hey Scotland, let's leave the EU."
#5
How do you call Niggeria leaving EU?
blackout
#6
Good thing is that the Irish won't be leaving EU.
Although, U2 would probably still sound as good With or Without EU.
#7
So I guess the EU I guess the
EU has 1 GB of free space now
#8
Brexit EU now has 1
GB of free space!!
#9
What did UK say while leaving?
It's not EU, it's me
#10
What's the best way to lose some pounds?
Leave the EU.
#11
Why dont you need birth controls when having sex with British boys?
They are the earliest to pull out of eu.
#12
Looks like the UK didn't read the fine print when cutting off ties with the EU...
You Brexit, you bought it.
#13
I'm surprised that the UK left the EU by voting.
Most of the time they leave on penalty kicks.
#14
Donald Trump said he thinks we made the right decision to leave the EU.
This confirms that we absolutely did not make the right decision.
#15
Whats the great way to lose some pounds?
Leave the EU.
#16
Brexit's Worst-Case Scenario: Brexit to be followed by Grexit.
Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovlong. Latervia. Byegium.. until EU reach the state of Germlonely.
#17
Great Britain has left the EU Now
they have a GB of free space
#18
Should English be the only official language of the EU?
No.
#19
What do star wars and the U.K.
have in common? They both abandoned the EU
#20
Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?
Because there is no Turkey
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