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Exact Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of exact jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I got fucked by a priest 15 years ago...
I still remeber his exact words...He said, "You may now kiss the bride"!
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#2
[house being raided] [swat guy crashes through window, lands on slip n
slide I placed there for this exact reason and slides out front door]
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#3
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married.
Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.
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#4
*Getting murdered* omg I have
the exact same knives
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#5
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT
location of Carmen SanDiego.
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#6
Okay stranger, it's clear that we walk at the exact
same pace, speed up or at least hold my hand.
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#7
I may have witnessed the exact moment my high school became racist.
It's when they changed all the blackboards into whiteboards. There's no way they could just chalk it up.
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#8
Mail some pirates a treasure map leading to the exact
spot where you need a hole dug for a tree.
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#9
Grandpa Me: My grandpa knew the exact time, day and year he was going to die!
Teacher: What an evolved soul? How'd he know? Me: The judge told him.
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#10
I never really got the concept of exact change...
It just never made cents.
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#11
My doctor told me to start killing people.
Not in those exact words but he said I needed to reduce my stress. Same thing.
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#12
I am kinda scared of 2015 because 2+0+1+5=8.
The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 6 more nipples.
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#13
My uncle knew the exact moment when he was going to die, down to the last second.
Isn't that amazing? The judge told him
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#14
My kids and I are exact opposites.
They cry when I walk away, and I cry when they walk towards me.
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#15
How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite
of how parents feel about snow days.
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#16
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married.
Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.
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#17
I remember the exact moment growing up when I came to know
that a babysitter was not someone who sat on babies.
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#18
My neighbors got so weird when I asked how many bodies they thought were buried in their yard.
I meant roughly, not like an exact number.
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#19
Anyone know the exact alcohol content of "lady humps"?
How drunk am I going to get off them?
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#20
A girl told me
her exact age.
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