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What Are Excess Jokes?

Excess Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of excess jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My doctor asked if I drink to excess.
I told him I'll drink to anything.
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#2
Being sick and tired of all the excess fat, one day I decided to burn it off.
And then I started running... ..from the police for setting my wife on fire.
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#3
I'm told that if you eat pineapple or carrots in excess, your come will taste like that food...
Is this why my Japanese girlfriend's pussy tastes like raw fish?
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#4
TIL the Hindenburg fire wasn't caused by excess heat
After all, it's not the heat, it's the humanity.
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#5
They should harvest the excess fat from fat people to turn into fossil fuels, to solve the world energy problems.
Or world hunger.
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#6
*licks excess icing off mixer & spoon* Wife: Aww, thanks hun!
Me: For what? W: Doing my dishes! M: Oh, I didn-- W: ... M: You're welcome.
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#7
A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair.
He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, "Can eucalyptus?"
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#8
if you added the letters S and E to the X files it would be the X-ES Files.
haha excess files. way too many files lol
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#9
Secondary market that lets people sell
their excess Twitter characters.
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#10
What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?
r/jokes
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#11
A man seeking to lose some of his excess weight visited the local doctor.
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off.
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#12
How can you spell too much with two letters?
XS (excess).
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#13
A recent study shows that Twitter users don't
give a fuck in excess of 30 times a day.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and excess jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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