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#21
"People want to feel special..
they'll buy sugary piss in a bottle as long as it has their name on it." - Executives at Coke
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#22
The secret service found a dildo in the Oval Office
Signing off on another executive order.
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#23
Car company executives must have the best memories
in the world because GM recalls everything.
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#24
Q: What do small businesses cry when account executives harass them for money?
A: Yelp!
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#25
hi yeah I'm here about the junior executive position.
my skills? well I'm SUPER GOOD at playing video games i found too difficult as a child
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#26
I can't believe Trump just issued an executive order changing
Dora the Explorer to "Doreen the Submissive Housewife"
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#27
Executive: What should we name the mutant with neato magnetic powers?
Me: [clearly joking] How about Mag-Neato? Exec: damn that's so good
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#28
Oompa Loopa Doopity Doo Here's
an executive order for you...
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#29
Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?
He tested positive for Coke.
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#30
What do a hillbilly and a nepotist blackberry executive have in common?
They both give their relatives rim jobs.
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#31
Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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#32
Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.
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#33
The platypus is what happens when you take a perfectly good
concept and send it to network executives for notes.
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#34
She was a no-nonsense, high powered executive who played hard but never had time for love.
He was a dog who thought he was people.
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#35
Candidate, with lisp, interviews for executive position at Citibank Interviewers: "Alan,
where do you see yourself ten years from now?" Alan: "Running shitty bank."
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#36
According to the 25th Amendment, if the President is incapacitated, the
Vice President becomes the executive producer of "The Apprentice."
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#37
What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?
The Elf and Saftey Executive.
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#38
How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
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#39
What did the white collar executive say to the low-income disenfranchised youth?
Nothing. Social dichotomy prevents the establishment of dialogue.
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#40
How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
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