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Existing Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of existing jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Me: "You kids aren't getting any more toys until you take care of the
ones you have!" Grandma: "Here are 8,000 new toys just for existing."
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#2
2019: Tumblr blinks offline, satisfied, having completed its mission
of collecting all existing TV and film footage as GIF files.
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#3
what happens when the world stops existing,when all the stars and planets don't exist anymore?
Half life 3 will go into early development.
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#4
*brain waking up* oh god please not again I can't keep existing in this
reality *brain 20 minutes later* 1000000 chameleons is a chamillion
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#5
I don't need life insurance because the
world will stop existing when I die.
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#6
FARMER: The storm destroyed half our crops TRUMP: Have you thought about
taking the existing crops and just sort of combing them over th
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#7
Hey, Dyson vacuum guy.
You invented a previously existing invention. Relax.
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#8
Are you ready for TheDivision's upcoming DLC?
TheAddition? If not, you might like its already-existing-but-cut-for-later content TheSubstraction.
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#9
When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name;
9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication.
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#10
I once told DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars It took him a while but he finally got it.
*edit of an existing joke*
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#11
Universe's odds of existing?
Near impossible. Humanity's odds of existing? Near impossible. My chances at a relationship? Well... I make the other odds look like a 1 in 6 roll on loaded dice.
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#12
Existing is a pretty remarkable
achievement.
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#13
Filling out application for new health insurance.
Do you guys think "sick of everyone & everything" is considered a pre-existing condition?
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#14
"You had a bad day?
Let me fix that by simply existing." -puppies
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#15
They say you get closer to God when you die..
because you stop existing
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#16
how do you cease chritianiny from
existing stop having children
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#17
I think parents are incredibly selfish and rude for having additional
children without first consulting their existing child.
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#18
A brief joke...
There's a comic book about a toddler superhero named Captain Underpants. I have the only existing copy of the issue where he meets Wonderbra Woman.
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