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#1
I'm not sure what my three-year-old
needs more, naps or an exorcism.
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#2
Are there Jewish exorcisms?
Where the demon comes out, and just tells you to call your mother?
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#3
It turns out no one likes "the real me" and they
have asked the priest to reverse my exorcism.
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#4
The priest said that the demon really wants to leave,
but I'm way too clingy, so the exorcism didn't work.
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#5
I think some of you need an exorcism
not an intervention.
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#6
[Catholic church] *priest hands out "What To Expect At Your Exorcism"
Husband: Babe, this isn't counseling Me: You said you'd try anything
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#7
What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?
You'll get repossessed!
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#8
You sneeze more than 5 times in a row and
I'm gonna start performing an exorcism.
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#9
Did you hear about the reverse exorcism?
The devil was trying to get the priest out of the little boy!
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#10
[Exorcism] Priest: What is your name?
Demon: Jim Wife: Jim who owes us $100 or hot Jim? Demon: Nice legs Carol Wife: Let's keep him. Next...
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#11
From my Dad: I never did get around to paying
for my exorcism So now I've been repossessed.
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#12
An inverse exorcism...
When you have to summon Satan to get the priest out of the boy.
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#13
[Asking someone out] Um...so do you want
to come to my exorcism next week?
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#14
My cousin couldn't pay the church for
her exorcism So they repossessed her.
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#15
My cousin is so poor....
that when she couldn't afford pay the Catholic church for her exorcism, they repossessed her.
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#16
Always be sure to pay the Priest who performs the exorcism on your property.
Or they'll come back and re-possess your house.
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#17
If all my Facebook friends followed me on twitter,
I'd be dragged to church for an exorcism.
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#18
*exorcism* DEMON: *roars* PRIEST: we must restrain him!
WIFE: *opens drawer* here! *tosses fuzzy pink handcuffs* PRIEST: ... DEMON: hey now
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#19
Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
The other tenth must be exorcism.
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#20
Why do all Gas Station restrooms look like
you just walked in on an exorcism.
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