What Are Fails Jokes?
Fails Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fails jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My blonde gf thinks...
My blonde gf thinks that USB is a back up plan just in case USA fails.
#2
A man walks into a bar....
...and spectacularly fails at Limbo.
#3
When everything else in life fails
you, there's always Twitter.
#4
If someone is choking the best thing to do is ask them if they're okay
repeatedly then if that fails give a concerned look until resolved.
#5
*climbs into windowless van* *puts on "Free Hugs" t-shirt* *heads out
to make new friends* *fails* *waits for lawyer in windowless room*
#6
Fuck.
We're gonna be known as the generation that loved autocorrect fails
#7
Dating Fails: Just Tell Me What You Want And Be Done With It a guy asked his girlfriend
what she wanted to eat he guess shusi and anything else then got mad and raged the end
#8
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
#9
Jesus Never Fails If Jesus was a program, he would never fail.
Why? Because he was born in a stable environment.
#10
A lawyer walks into a bar.
A lawyer leaves the bar. A lawyer walks into the bar. A lawyer fails the bar because he was drunk.
#11
What's the difference between a condom and a parachute?
Well when condom fails a life comes, when parachute fails a life goes.
#12
Thought up a reddit joke today.
When is a triangle a rectangle? When it fails
#13
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste. I always use this joke when going to Dr's, or any medical situation. It never fails to get a great laugh.
#14
Fails drug test.
Adds "Positive" Person to resume.
#15
I heard that the Dutch have a lot of educational support for homosexual teens.
They know had bad things can go when a dyke fails.
#16
Your mom fails so hard at life...[nsfw]
I gave her a D out of sympathy.
#17
When all else fails burn shit, people will forget how much
of a failure you are when they see stuff on fire.
#18
"Putin's Assassination Attempt On Bob Costas Fails, Matt Lauer Next Target" (Faux Onion headline.
Follow on twitter @gizopizo)
#19
"What did you do?" "Genocide.
You?" "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell
#20
A man walks into the bar But fails since he
was too busy drinking through law school
Why People Enjoy Fails Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and fails jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love fails jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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