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False Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of false jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My girlfriend's not pregnant!
Edit: I have to apologize... the pregnancy test came back false *negative*... she is pregnant.
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#2
I made a false deity out of bubble
wrap today I call Him Pop Idol
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#3
All generalizations are false,
including this one.
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#4
Free range chicken is better.
The false illusion of freedom before slaughter makes them extra tender.
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#5
Please do not return empty candy wrappers to the dish.
It leads to false expectations and uncontrollable rage.
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#6
My boyfriend called my skirt a petticoat and now he's paying bills
using a quill on parchment paper wearing his wooden false teeth.
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#7
What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?
He ate himself!
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#8
!False //It's funny
because it's true.
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#9
True or False?
How deep is the Grand Canyon? First post please be considerate but and criticism is welcome
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#10
How do you tell if water is true or false?
Bring it to a bool.
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#11
I read a study about how sleep deprivation
causes false memories ...I think
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#12
There are two types of people Those who use
false dichotomies, and those who don't.
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#13
So most foot longs at Subway are 7$ not 5$.
I'm not mad that it's more money. I'm just mad that I sing their tunes of false advertisement
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#14
87.53% of statistics
are false Title
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#15
I would like to apologize to those offended by the false pregnancy gags.
I too participated in this prank. I would like to apologize to all the men out there unable to carry a baby.
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#16
I am a waiter in need of false teeth.
Do I need to look for a new job? I don't think indentured servants are legal any more.
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#17
A girl I know got collagen injections in her butt.
Now she looks like a smuggler's desk. She's got a false bottom in her drawers. Just thought of that one today.
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#18
I can't believe I gave him my whole heart and he just shit on it like it was nothing, I hate mennnnever mind, he texted back.
False alarm.
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#19
Q: What do you call it when you lease false teeth?
A: A dental rental.
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#20
Did you hear about the guy who was caught hiding illegal immigrants in Prague?
He got prison for caching false Czechs.
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