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What Are Fat Jokes?

Fat Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fat jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
An 89 is just a 69
with a fat chick.
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#2
So, a friend of mine claims to be really body-positive, but...
...I saw him comment on a picture of a fat woman in Wal-Mart comparing her to a pachyderm. I told him to stop being so hippo-critical.
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#3
If you watch Wall-E backwards its about a little robot that
would rather live alone forever than deal with fat people.
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#4
I saw a fat lady accidentally sit on a phone today
I guess you could call that a booty call...
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#5
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to
shake her hand she has to give directions!
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#6
"Oh my god, you've gotten so fat!
Want me to make you something to eat?" - my mother
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#7
What is a trans fat?
A feminist.
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#8
How do you seduce a fat woman?
PIece of cake.
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#9
My girlfriend called me a pedophile I replied
"Shut your mouth you fat cunt"
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#10
I win all of my breakups
by not getting fat.
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#11
You should never tease a fat girl with a lisp.
She's probably thick and tired of it.
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#12
Got fat from going to auctions every day.
yep, it's more bid obesity!!!
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#13
How to tell if you're girlfriend is TOO fat.
When she sits on your face and you can't hear your stereo any more.
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#14
yo momma so fat her shadow
engulfs all of manhattan
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#15
What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?
They're both alright for a ride until your mates find out!
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#16
Billion dollar idea: A phone
that charges using body fat!
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#17
I like my women like I like my milk...
White, with 2% fat.
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#18
Girls : "Do I look fat?" A girl asked a high-school boy,
"Do I look fat?" The boy replied, "Where?" [teenage]
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#19
I've been listening to the official workout station on Pandora
for 3 months and I'm still fat, I'm calling bullshit.
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#20
Katrina Hit me hard, Wrecked my house, threw all of my possessions around
and flooded my basement, But I still think those jeans made her look fat.
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