What Are Fatal Jokes?
Fatal Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fatal jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and were in a fatal car crash, who survives?
Bill and Monica, ooops I mean Melania!
#2
Is athlete's foot [gulp] fatal, doc?
"Not with the proper treatment." *gives foot $56M 7-year contract*
#3
Did you hear about the guy who ate so many creole sausages that he had a fatal heart attack?
They were his andouille-ing. [I'll see myself out...]
#4
Hurricanes are loud, costly and sometimes fatal forces of
nature That's why the WMO name them after their wives
#5
Bestiality is like prescription drugs...
May cause internal bleeding, shortness of breath, abdominal pain, infection, diarrhea and in extreme cases, could be fatal.
#6
Despite its name, Gatorade is pretty much fatal to alligators.
I'm not allowed to volunteer at the zoo anymore.
#7
What was the ancient punishment for smoking fatal levels of weed?
You would be stoned to death.
#8
Singer Adele was rushed to the hospital after a fatal car accident
Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep.
#9
Did you hear about the cabriolet driver who caused a fatal accident?
He was driving roof-less.
#10
Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking.
Anyone who bought WiFi please google "Fatal Engine Error:38" & come to Cockpit ASAP. Thanks
#11
the best part about being a tornado chaser
is when u catch one it is extremely fatal
#12
[hospital] Looks like ur Vine went viral.
"Yay!" Sorry ur VEIN went viral...you have a fatal blood disease. "So waitmy Vine didn't go viral?"
#13
Slightly over half of marriages end in divorce...
... the rest are fatal.
#14
FAA study of black boxes found in domestic US, fatal, small airplane crashes shows 98% say "may day"
remaining 2% are pilots from Tennessee who say, "hey good buddy, hold my beer and watch this"
#15
So, Bruce Jenner wants to become a women, eh?
He's already got the driving part down. http://www.npr.org/2015/02/08/384663218/bruce-jenner-involved-in-fatal-car-crash
#16
You can remove a book's appendix without any problem.
But spinal damage is usually fatal.
#17
My mother's star sign was cancer.
Ironic how she died, really. She died due to fatal injuries from a giant crab attack.
#18
Which villain did Batman face when he suffered a fatal masturbation accident?
Deathstroke.
#19
The Band " The Ghost Inside " bus was just involved in a fatal crash
I guess that means there could literally be a Ghost Inside, the bus.
Why People Enjoy Fatal Jokes
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Another reason people love fatal jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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