What Are Fears Jokes?
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#1
What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?
Grant.
#2
Biggest fears: 4.
Dancing in public 3. Spiders 2. Forgetting names 1. Dancing in public with spiders who's names I forget
#3
When Canada abolished the penny there was no public protest at all...
...I guess Canada fears change
#4
I really didn't want to go the dermatologist...
...but my dad told me to face my fears! *thought of this while washing my face*
#5
An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds.
A pessimist fears that this is true.
#6
My husband said that he seriously fears for my life every time I go
out because I'm the "kind of person people would want to kill."
#7
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum
of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
#8
*beats arachnophobia* *trips over child dressed
as Spider-Man* *fears spiders again*
#9
Top Fears 1.Walking on manholes 2.Driving, hit a deer, windshield breaks,
deer caught and frantically bucks me to death 3.Christopher Walken
#10
Fears: dying alone, getting horribly maimed or disfigured,
people who stick their tongue out in photos
#11
I almost got my fingers stuck in my cheese grater.
It's one of my greater fears.
#12
*Leaves home for the day...
*Fears I left something behind *Runs inside to see baby playing with my phone. *Grabs phone & leaves.
#13
I took a taste from the bag of white powder I found in my son's backpack and my worst fears were realized.
Gymnastic chalk.
#14
My biggest fears are: -running out of chocolate -running
out of coffee -running out of toilet paper -running
#15
There are only 2 things Donald Trump fears: 1) The world discovers
he's been lying about being a billionaire, and 2) a strong wind.
#16
Greatest Fears: -Sharks -Ebola -Bears -Bear Sharks -Bear Sharks with
Ebola -Sharks with Lazers -Man carrying a clipboard on the sidewalks
#17
One of my biggest fears is that before I die, spiders will evolve
the ability to coordinate their legs and run like horses.
#18
A spokesman for Kelloggs says the company now fears the
recent incident may be the work of a cereal offender.
#19
Did you hear about the pessimist who hates sausage?
They say he fears the wurst
#20
My three biggest fears are mouses,
wolfs & proper pluralization.
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