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What Are Fencing Jokes?

Fencing Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fencing jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I tried to post my fencing joke...
...but it was a riposte.
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#2
Found a interesting submission today about how to counter-attack while fencing...
Then I realized it was a riposte.
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#3
/r/jokes is like a beginner's fencing class.
Lots of unwanted riposte.
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#4
Why does Reddit hate Fencing?
Ripostes
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#5
Why does /r/jokes love fencing?
They've all mastered the riposte.
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#6
I'm taking part in the Hillsborough triathlon today!
Football, squash, and fencing.
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#7
[FBI job interview] "Do you have any self defense training?" *flashback
to hiding behind fence from teenagers* Yes I'm skilled at fencing.
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#8
Why is a fencing sword more likely to commit
sexual assault because its a bit rapier.
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#9
1) Throw a ball of yarn into a fencing battle 2) Wait until
the fight is over 3) Retrieve your fully-knitted sweater
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#10
Why does /r/fencing suck so bad?
Half of it is ripostes
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#11
How is Reddit like fencing?
Ripostes everywhere.
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#12
My fencing teacher must've been a redditor He kept shouting 'That's a riposte!
That's a riposte!'
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#13
A PhD in Fencing would be pretty useful...
... if you ever had a backgarden dispute with a neighbor.
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#14
Why are Redditors so good at fencing?
Because they always riposte.
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#15
What makes a fencing joke extra funny?
When it is a riposte
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#16
What is Donald Trump's favourite Olympics event?
Fencing.
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#17
Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?
Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.
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#18
me: i'm here for stabbing lessons clerk: sir this is a fencing clu me: yeah whatever hand me a knife clerk: ...
me: dress me like a beekeeper
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#19
I'm wearing a burqa, fencing mask, & a welding helmet while reading
a book on cannibalism & an old lady on the bus still wants to chat.
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#20
What's Trump's favorite Olympic sport?
Fencing!
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Fencing Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and fencing jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Fencing Jokes safe for all ages?
Most fencing jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Fencing Jokes?
fencing jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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