What Are Figures Jokes?
Figures Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of figures jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
At Toys "R" Us, Barbie and the Chuck Norris actions figures must be at least eight aisles apart by law.
After all, it is a children's store.
#2
If a guy tells you he makes 6 figures a year it doesn't necessarily mean he's rich.
He could be a really lazy guy working at a toy factory.
#3
Once an octopus figures out how to do roundhouse
kicks, humans are pretty much done
#4
How many biblical figures does it take to get Donald Trump elected president?
Two Corinthians.
#5
Just reported a car stolen because the people inside are
black and the stick figures on the window were white
#6
Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game,
while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs
#7
It's nice to see women who don't lose their figures as they grow older.
They take such a long time to paint and Warhammer is expensive enough as it is.
#8
Whoa.
Wait a minute. So those stick figures on your car aren't for pedestrians you ran over? Damn it! *starts scraping off her stickers*
#9
In the updated version of The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis figures
out he's dead when he sees his name trending on Twitter.
#10
"I made six figures last year." - Extremely lazy G.I.
Joe employee.
#11
If you stare in a mirror long enough and start screaming, you'll see angry faces of figures dressed in orange.
*only works at Home Depot
#12
I mailed my maths homework to Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin and Queen
Elizabeth II ...it said to give my answers to 3 significant figures.
#13
[OC] Girls who prefer "dad bods"...
Just want father figures in their lives.
#14
My bank account has 7 figures but 6 of them
are to the right of the decimal point.
#15
Fred: I've added these figures ten times.
Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !
#16
Did you guys hear about how Mattel took back all those Terminator action figures?
It was a *Total Recall*
#17
When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the
most action figures in his cubicle for help.
#18
My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph
is a chart showing sales figures for cars.
#19
He asked why I put my stick figures on my dash, not the bumper.
I had to explain that it was an actual photo of my relatives.
#20
*walks in on son making batman & iron man action figures kiss* wtf?
"dad i can explain" u should never EVER mix the dc & marvel universes
Why People Enjoy Figures Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and figures jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love figures jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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