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What Are Flu Jokes?

Flu Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of flu jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Bird flu epidemic
or pun?
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#2
Did you hear what happened when Oedipus got flu?
He became one sick mother fucker.
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#3
What do you call it when flu season comes early?
Premature inoculation.
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#4
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
Bird flu you get tweetment, swine flu you get oinkment.
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#5
Did I tell you that my girlfriend has the flu?
Yeah, basically.
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#6
The 7-yr old has the flu so I'm letting her lick
the envelopes of all my credit card bills.
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#7
Noses are red, violets are blue.
It ain't love darling, you got flu.
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#8
Going fishing with my mates who all have the flu.
I hope I catch something!
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#9
Swine Flu is back?
Just when you think something is gone forever it comes back and makes people sick.. Just like Dennis Rodman
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#10
I got a round of flu shots...
They tasted horrible.
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#11
*reads a note sombody put on my desk* [i heard u caught a cold!
i hope it FLU away!] *drops note* what.. WAT IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE
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#12
The legend say: When a woman is giving birth almost
can feel the pain of a man with the flu.
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#13
ME: when I was 12 I got the flu so bad I had to be in the hospital GUY WHO TRIES TO ONE-UP EVERY STORY: oh yeah?
when I was 13 I died
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#14
This little piggy went to the market This little piggy stayed home This
little piggy spread a swine flu virus And killed 250 million people
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#15
What do you call a flying pig?
Swine flu
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#16
The new Pope got Bird flu...
...I heard he caught it from one of his Cardinals.
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#17
We found out today how many people it
takes to hold me down for a flu shot.
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#18
Went to the doctor's office for my flu shot.
He promised it wouldn't hurt... Insensitive prick.
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#19
The Pope has the bird flu.
He got it from his cardinals.
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#20
You say pigs can't fly...
but swine flu!
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Why do people enjoy Flu Jokes?
Flu Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Flu Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and flu jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love flu jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Flu Jokes safe for all ages?
Most flu jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Flu Jokes?
flu jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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