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Fly Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fly jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a bagel that can fly?
a plain bagel.
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#2
yes ladies i have a black belt.
its a black leather belt from Marshalls. [i flinch as a bird flys by] you girls wanna get some lunch?
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#3
Waiter Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream !
Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !
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#4
why does a fly hang upside down ?
to take the weight of its feet.
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#5
Why did the condom fly across the room?
Because it was pissed off. (Also sorry)
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#6
Women are like angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly.......
on a broomstick, we're flexible like that
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#7
What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?
A wok.
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#8
Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?
The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.
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#9
What do you call a black person that can fly a plane?
A pilot, you racist fucks. P.S Wasn't that well received in anti-jokes, so I figured it might work better here.
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#10
What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".
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#11
Why can't the plane fly?
Because it's grounded.
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#12
Bjerg is so fly
That he's sren
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#13
You know how birds fly in a V and sometimes one side is longer than the other?
You know why that is? It's because there are more birds on that side.
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#14
Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be bagels.
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#15
How can Peter Pan fly?
You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.
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#16
In life, God is my co-pilot.
Unfortunately He is on the no-fly list thanks to His ties to several extremist groups.
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#17
How does Peter Pan fly?
If someone hit you in the Peter with a Pan, you'd fly too.
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#18
I wish I was invisible & could fly...
I'd then beat up a mime and see how much applause he gets.
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#19
Something my Grandfather (WWII Vet) used to say.
Old proverb says, "Girl who fly plane upside-down, have crack-up."
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#20
Do you know why one side is longer than the other when birds fly in a "V" formation?
Because there are more birds on that side.
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