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#1
A mother called the police on her 6 month old baby for not taking a nap.
He was resisting a rest.
#2
Facebook buys Instagram for one billion?!?
Idiots!! They could have downloaded it from the app store for .99 cents..
#3
My girlfriend told me that it was either her or my Meatloaf discography.
I told her I would do anything for love, but I can't do that.
#4
Getting a prostate exam doesn't make you gay...
Unless you spend all day studying for it.
#5
I'm hoping the nuclear strike button & the trap-door for hecklers
button on Trump's desk are completely different colours.
#6
If it wasn't for the internet, I would think "12 Years A Slave" was a
movie about a guy exaggerating about the first 3 weeks of marriage.
#7
Real men don't cry...tears for real men are
only unnecessary liquids in the body.
#8
When the devil buys your soul he makes you sign a contract because even
though he is pure evil he has an unshakable respect for tort law.
#9
(bad joke) What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?
A toe-mat-o.
#10
My friend is always looking for trouble...
Which is good because he's a cop.
#11
I saw a badass preview for a new movie coming out!
It said it was called "U.S. Marines"
#12
Dingo: The dingo community is known for many other things TV Host: What are cooking for us today?
Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw
#13
What's another name for a boxy plow pulling baby maker?
A Mexican. Make America great again! Vote the Donald!
#14
Gene Therapy The act of watching Gene Wilder films to cope with the loss of Gene Wilder.
This is the place for wordplay, right?
#15
If you haven't logged onto Facebook for awhile, Judy Ann Ross from
10th grade algebra is enjoying a chicken salad sandwich right now.
#16
The Pope walked into a bar and was
arrested for diddling little boys.
#17
Remember that time when we got trapped on a ski-lift for 4 days, then the
acid wore off and we were just sitting on my grandmas porch-swing.
#18
I accepted the Microsoft terms and conditions without reading them, and
apparently I'm now responsible for hemming all of Bill Gates' pants.
#19
My son wants a bb gun for Christmas
I told him I'l give it my best shot
#20
Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast,
but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.
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