What Are Foreigner Jokes?
Foreigner Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of foreigner jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Mainstream Media: Obama signs repeal of DADT.
Fox News: Foreigner masquerading as President admits he's gay.
#2
A 1911 and a Glock walk into a bar..
The 1911 says to the Glock: "Hey, ugly foreigner, want to do a drinking contest?" The Glock says "You old idiot, you can only last 8 rounds!"
#3
Did you hear about the porn star who wanted to do a scene with all five members of Aerosmith?
It didn't quite work out. They could only get Foreigner
#4
Trump is in good company, coining words just like Shakespeare.
The two even share their feelings about foreigners. I mean Shakespeare *coined* the word chink.
#5
All of Donald Trump's wives are foreigners...
Turns out there really are jobs American's won't do. Source: Mitt Romney's response to an interviewer's question.
#6
Foreigner?
Why not fist her? Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)
#7
"Deodorant?"
- Foreigners
#8
What did Mick Jones say when he offended
the Arabs sorry I'm a foreigner
#9
Which band does Donald Trump dislike the most?
Foreigner.
#10
Trump's gonna be sooo mad when he finds out that China realized building
a Great Wall didn't keep foreigners out 400 years before he did.
#11
Germany's survey (x-post from r/German_Humour) Survey in Germany: 'Do you thing
there are too many foreigners in Germany?' 10%: 'YES!' 10%: 'NO!' 80%: ' !'
#12
You can call me xenophobic...
But I think the United Nations has too many foreigners.
#13
What's Donald Trump's least favorite music band of all time?
Foreigner.
#14
Journalist asks a neo-nazi "what do you have
against foreigners?" "I have an axe"
#15
Most guys will go gay for the night with the right amount of sangria
& Foreigner playing in the background Don't ask me how I know
#16
Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?
Because they will always steal the green cards.
#17
Bloody Foreigner...
...coming over here, wanting to know what love is.
#18
Why did the foreigner vote for Trump?
He heard he would get to watch the inauguration on a plane
#19
If you call a foreigner who wants to be Japanese a weeaboo and a foreigner who wants to be British a teeaboo what do you call a person who wants to be a Canadian?
A Caribou
#20
What do whiteblood cells and Trump have in common?
They hate foreigners.
Why People Enjoy Foreigner Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and foreigner jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love foreigner jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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