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#1
My friend and I had this never-ending argument in a swimming
pool in France Turned into a total piscine contest
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#2
A German got pulled over by the police in France.
Police officer: "Name?" German: "Heinrich Klimt" Police officer: "Age?" German: "31" Police officer: "occupation?" German: "No, no. Just visiting"
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#3
France and Italy declare war...
France surrenders and Italy switches sides. Both countries lose.
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#4
What idiot called it "CSI: France - Murder in
a Bakery" instead of "Baguette and Tag It"
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#5
Breaking News: Germany defeats Argentina...
France surrenders.
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#6
Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?
The Wehrmacht Tank division.
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#7
A Scotsman walks into a bar usually he is with an Englishman, an Irishman
and a Welshman but they are all in France for the Euros.
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#8
Who won the first Tour de France?
The Panzer SS 1st Division
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#9
What do you call a Pakistani prostitute in France?
Lahore.
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#10
Me: [Sits down to eat breakfast] Girlfriend: Babe, you forgot
the French Toast Me: Oh sorry [raises glass] VIVE LA FRANCE!
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#11
TIL that the radiation of the sun has caused the American Flag on the
moon to be completely white So now it looks like France visited first
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#12
What does a neckbeard eat when he is in a Mcdonalds in France?
Le Big Mac
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#13
Who won the first tour de France?
The 7th German Panzer Division
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#14
A Frenchman comes to America and says "Hi, I'm from France" to an American, The
American says "European!" to which the frenchman replies "No, you're a peon!"
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#15
Why should you never order the eggs while in France?
Because they are always uf.
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#16
One from france Do you know why 50% of women on earth will never have an orgasm?
Well I can't be everywhere at the same time.
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#17
Acorns must come from France.
That would explain the tiny berets.
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#18
What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
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#19
Who ruled France until he exploded?
Napoleon Blownapart!
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#20
What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?
Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.
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