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Frenchman Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of frenchman jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on warfare.
The librarian tells him he'll only lose it.
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#2
I made a Belgium waffle this morning, This afternoon
I'm going to make a Frenchman talk nonsense.
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#3
A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on war.
The librarian replies, "Fuck off, you'll lose it."
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#4
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?
Philippe Philoppe
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#5
A Frenchman has a wife and a lover He loves his lover the most.
An Englishman has a wife and a lover, he loves his wife the most. A Jewish man has a wife and a lover, he loves his mother the most.
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#6
How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?
I don't know. They've never tried.
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#7
What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?
Yes!
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#8
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
Felippe Feloppe ... wah wah
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#9
A Frenchman comes to America and says "Hi, I'm from France" to an American, The
American says "European!" to which the frenchman replies "No, you're a peon!"
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#10
What did the gay Frenchman say to his boyfriend right before sucking his dick?
Boner appetit.
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#11
A Frenchman walls into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder...
The bartender says, "Where'd you get that?" The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"
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#12
What do you call a dehydrated frenchman?
Pierre
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#13
I recently bumped into a Frenchman wearing a bagel as a scarf.
He said it was a real pain in the neck.
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#14
I once asked a Frenchman if he plays video games.
He responded, "Oui." I told him Xbox is better.
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#15
What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?
A French Fried
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#16
I asked a frenchman what his favorite game console was I don't
think he understood me though, he just replied "oui".
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#17
How many eggs does a Frenchman need?
One, because that's an Oeuf.
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#18
A Frenchman is buying a bread stick and the cashier asks..
"are you okay carrying this loaf?" to which he replies "baguette".
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#19
What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?
The active french armed forces.
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#20
What's a Frenchman's favourite social media button?
Retweet.
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