What Are Fully Jokes?
Fully Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fully jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
(fully aware that i am always more tired after a nap
than i was before) this time will be different
#2
I'm not a fan of stupid conspiracy theories, but I'm fully aware that
Governments slow down time on weekdays & speed it up on weekends.
#3
What did the Nazi doctor tell his fully dilated patient.?
Just one more putsch.
#4
My pastor said the day gay marriage was made
fully legal in the US was worse than 9/11.
#5
Getting to bed early so I can be well rested
and fully alert for my morning anxiety.
#6
Home Alone teaches us that a child can't pack a suitcase but can create
a fully functional flame thrower to harm a small New Jersey man.
#7
What do you call it when a Jedi doesn't heat something up fully?
Luke warm
#8
I just microwaved my TV dinner & it came out fully cooked on the first
try, so I'm basically a chef at Applebee's now if anyone's hungry.
#9
Could you Christian rock singers please invest in a thesaurus.
I think God is fully aware by now that you think he is "great" and "awesome."
#10
Chuck Norris, the actor, film producer and screenwriter died in his house today at 76 years
of age He is now feeling much better and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance
#11
I fully support any type of marriage
that doesn't involve me.
#12
Did you hear about the guy who fell into an upholstery machine?
Now he's fully recovered.
#13
We see you, people with transitions glasses that haven't fully adjusted to the correct lighting.
We see you.
#14
You don't fully know your own strength until someone tries
to pull you onto a dancefloor against your will.
#15
*walks into the hottest restaurant w/out a reservation* We're fully booked
"Ahem, I'm Yelp reviewer TURDBONER69" Sorry sir right this way
#16
Go to tattoo shop to get both legs fully covered.
Before he touches me w that needle, I run off yelling 'thanks for the free shave loser!'
#17
Just watched an Asian toddler make a fully functional
iPhone out of a piece of cheese and some copper.
#18
I just found out I had sex with a monkey in a previous life You cant blame me though because
it was really long ago, and I was the first Human that wasnt fully a monkey myself.
#19
I named my WiFi after my last girlfriend because it's never fully connected with me.
And also because I caught my neighbour using it.
#20
If a fat person has a fully functioning penis...
If a fat person has a fully functioning penis, does that make them a sperm whale?
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