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Fuzz Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fuzz jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Two prostitutes are walking down the street...
One turns to the other and asks "have you been picked up by the fuzz yet?" The other replies "No, but I've been slung around by my tits"
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#2
2 prostitutes are standing on a corner One looks to the other and says "you ever been
picked up by the fuzz" The other says "No, but I have been swung around by the tits"
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#3
Two hookers on a corner....
One says to the other, "You ever been picked up by the fuzz?". The second one thinks for a second and says "No, but I once got swung around by the nipples"
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#4
What do you call a fat cop?
A fuzz ball
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#5
Two prostitutes are standing on the corner.
One asked the other, "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before?" The prostitute replies, "No, but I've been swung by my tits."
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#6
Two hookers are on a street corner..
One says to the other, "You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" "No, but I've been swung around by my tits."
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#7
A cop stops a prostitute...
and asks have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before? "No, but I've been swung around by my titties."
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#8
Oh, you asked if I had a perfect BEACH body.
Now I see why you were confused when I said "Yes, I'm round, ripe & covered in fuzz."
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#9
Two prostitutes are discussing the hazards of their job One says, "Have you ever
been picked up by the fuzz?" "No, but I've been slung around by the tits."
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#10
The Fuzz Two prostitutes are standing on a corner.
One says to the other, "Ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The other replies, "No, but I've been swung around by tits."
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#11
Eastman School of Music Fart Scale circa 1963 (no kidding - I did not make this
up) In order of increasing pitch: Fahhrt Fuzz Fitty-Fuzz Poot Tarass Rattler
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#12
A friend of mine told me she worked as a prostitue for a while...
I asked her if she'd ever been picked up by the fuzz. She hadn't, but she said she'd once been swung round by the tits.
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#13
A blonde and a brunette are exchanging wild stories...
Brunette: "have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" Blonde: *ponders for a moment* "No but I've been swung around by the tits before!"
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#14
3-year-old: There's a spider on the carpet!
Me: Haha, that's just a piece of fuzz. *fuzz moves* Me: EVERYBODY OUT OF THE HOUSE!
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#15
Two hookers talking.
One ask the other. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz? To which the other replies No, but I've been swung around by the tits.
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