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What Are Gambling Jokes?

Gambling Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of gambling jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
You can tell that a train has a gambling problem...
When it spends all its time at the track.
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#2
A drunk goes to a Horse track...
and asks the a horse if he's going to win. The horse replies "Just say Neigh to gambling!"
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#3
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many cheetahs
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#4
My mate's gambling is getting out of hand.
He's just bet his newborn son in our game of poker. I thought, "I might have to raise him."
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#5
"Trump is a good businessman" He has a failed steak biz, a failed vodka biz & failed casinos.
HOW DO YOU SCREW UP STEAK, VODKA & GAMBLING
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#6
Teenage twin boys in a "special needs" class were suspended for online gambling while at school...
Turns out they have DoubleDown syndrome.
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#7
My friends say I have a gambling addiction...
I bet I don't.
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#8
I think gambling hotlines would be more effective
if every fifth caller won a prize.
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#9
Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
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#10
A man lost his arms, legs and torso gambling.
Fortunately he quit while he was a head.
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#11
No, actually I hate gambling, that's why the dice on my shirt are on fire.
If I see someone start to gamble I'll burn up his gambling dice.
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#12
An old gambling buddy told me this joke: What did the man with premature ejaculation say to his blind wife?
"Honey, could you pass me the remote?" Bet you didn't see THAT coming!
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#13
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many cheetahs.
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#14
Why don't they have gambling in Africa?
There are too many cheetahs.
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#15
I bet you I could
stop gambling.
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#16
I've made a fortune in gambling by betting my bottom dollar that
the sun will come out tomorrow, thanks to my bookie, Annie.
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#17
Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem?
Yeah, he loves Tibet
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#18
What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?
Slot shaming.
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#19
Why couldn't the butter quit his gambling addiction?
HE WAS ON A ROLL!
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#20
What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?
Slot shaming.
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