What Are Gap Jokes?
Gap Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of gap jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Michael Strahan has a line of clothing at JC Penneys
I think the Gap would be more appropriate.
#2
What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?
A gap in coverage.
#3
Everyone has a thigh gap...
...when they're doing the splits.
#4
Coworker: I need someone in the backfill position Brain: Do.
Not. Say. Anything. Me: um hopefully you fill the gap soon Brain: oh dear
#5
I feel so bad when I see a woman wearing a shirt that says GAP on it.
(OC) I want tell them, "You're so much more than that!"
#6
Liz from HR just called me in.
I guess my thigh gap is distracting everyone, like that's my fault
#7
I have two children, one's five months and the other is twenty one months...
...we didn't want too big a gap, so my wife had them both by caesarean. -Ed Byrne
#8
I'm 27, my BF is 37.
Is 10 years too much of an age gap? 'cause his son is 17 and really hot.
#9
[Job interview] "Can you explain this gap in your
resume?" Me: "I fell asleep on the space key."
#10
I'm going to open a store called Chasm It
will be like the Gap, but a lot bigger.
#11
Eyebrow gaps are so much more
important than thigh gaps
#12
eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum
whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
#13
They're remaking Ocean's 11 with an all-female cast and it's
gonna be called Ocean's 8 It's that damn wage gap I tell ya!
#14
Opening a store called The Gorp!
It's exactly like The Gap except we sell gravy.
#15
Shout out to the ampersand for always being willing to stand in the gap
& help make our tweets complete by giving back those extra two lette
#16
Hillary is single handedly taking on the pay gap.
And here I thought all those speeches fees from Goldman Sachs were for political favour.
#17
What's the difference between feminism and Islam?
One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.
#18
[Destiny] Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?
Twilight Gap *badum tsss*
#19
A man is at a job interview Interviewer: it says here you had a 4 year gap in your
resume Man: I went to Yale Interviewer: Your hired Man: Wow I finally got a yob
#20
Kim Kardashian settles lawsuit with Old Navy over stealing her likeness;
also settles with The Gap over stealing her nickname.
Why People Enjoy Gap Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and gap jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love gap jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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