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Garlic Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of garlic jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?
His bark was much worse than it's bite !
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#2
Telling my daughter garlic is good for you.
Good immune system and keeps pests away.Ticks, mosquitos, vampires... men.
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#3
I once made a joke about kissing with garlic breath.
Apparently it was in poor taste.
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#4
Thank god attorneys let us know they're attorneys "at law" so we
don't assume they're attorneys at garlic bread or something.
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#5
The recipe said to crush the garlic So I told
it, "You'll never amount to anything!"
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#6
I'm having mixed feelings about that garlic diet...
So far, I've lost 6 pounds and most of my friends.
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#7
The advantage of using a nailcutter is, you won't get scratchmark on your
forehead skin and the disadvantage is, you can't peel off garlic skin.
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#8
Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
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#9
Strip clubs should make the strippers wear garlic scented perfumes so
when I come home I can tell my gf I was at an Italian restaurant.
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#10
If a vampire is also a doctor, an
apple is as effective as garlic
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#11
First Guy: "How many vampires showed up to the garlic eating competition today?" ...
... ..... Second Guy: "I don't know, it was countless."
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#12
What happens to garlic sauce over time?
The sausages.
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#13
While climbing barefoot up mountains to meditate, Ghandi would squeeze garlic into his mouth
to deal with hunger pains from fasting super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis
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#14
What did the underweight onion say to the garlic?
No more light bulb jokes!
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#15
Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works doesn't it?
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#16
The Garlic Eater
by I Malone
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#17
AKA What's another word for Italian cologne?
Garlic
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#18
"I love garlic bread!
Put another loaf in the oven baby"fun song I made up at dinner. RT to show my family they're wrong & the song is good
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and garlic jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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