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Gary Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of gary jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Make sure you don't forget the 'R' when you're
Googling, "movies of Gary Oldman."
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#2
I wanted some Lipo D energy drink, so I asked Gary Johnson if knew where I could find some.
He asked me back... What's a lipo?
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#3
[at the zoo] Llama spits in my face I spit in llamas face Llama slaps me
I grab llamas hair Scuffle ensues Llamas gf shouts "leave it Gary!"
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#4
Gary Busey speaks in
Wingdings font.
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#5
Bought some gary speed wallpaper last night, its amazing!
it hung itself!
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#6
In a very touching gesture, Gary Anderson attempted to call up Blair Walsh and offer his sympathy.
Unfortunately, they just missed each other.
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#7
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?
10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict
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#8
Imagine you know a guy named Gary, & Gary calls his car the Garymobile & insists that you do, too.
What I'm saying is Batman is a douche
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#9
Apparently Gary Glitter is applying for the Villa manager's job...
after hearing the strikers were Bent, Young and possibly Keane
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#10
"I've been trying to recapture my lost youth...
I really need to get that cellar door fixed." ^^^^^^. ^^^^^^^. Gary Delaney.
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#11
"Knok Knock " -"Knok Knock." ="Who's there ?" -"Grandad"
="Shit, stop the funeral" credit: Gary Delaney
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#12
[to astronaut brother] Ooooh la la Gary's going to SPACE *does jerkoff
motion* I'll be here on EARTH where my pizza & tv won't FLOAT AWAY
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#13
[meeting] BOSS: We need a name that gives us a good ad slogan ME: Perhapselline?
MY NEMESIS GARY: Maybelline? B: You're incredible, Gary
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#14
pilot: [via intercom] if you dont shut up back there i will stop this plane
co-pilot: [quieter] wont it fall out the sky pilot: not now gary
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#15
"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" "Kraken's not here." "What?
Ugh! What can we release?" "Gary's here." "Gary?! Dammit! Fine... RELEASE THE GARY!"
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#16
Why don't you make like a tree & get slammed into by my drunk uncle on
Halloween 97 why didnt you call a cab Uncle Gary we miss you so much
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#17
Gary Johnson withdraws from the Libertarian Ticket.
Replaced by Harambe. That's right. Johnsons out for Harambe!
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#18
What's the only thing Gary the gay geneticist loves more than he loves his boyfriend, Bill?
Designer jeans.
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#19
MAYOR'S TIP: before you spend 20 minutes blowing an air mattress, make
sure it's really an air mattress, and not Gary hiding under a blanket
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#20
I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead
of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey.
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