What Are Genital Jokes?
Genital Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of genital jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do you call a twelve faced shape made out of genitals?
A dodickahedron.
#2
My naughty parts are starting to tingle!
I usually only feel like this in my genitals.
#3
Why do cats and dogs lick their own genitals?
Because they can reach.
#4
Watching these people in this commercial, rock climb, scuba dive
& live life to the fullest, makes me wish I had genital herpes.
#5
What's the difference between obese and morbidly obese?
Obese is when you can't see your own genitals, morbidly obese is when you can't see your own genitals in the mirror.
#6
Where does big-foot keep his genitals?
In his sascrotch!
#7
How does Boomhower describe the Genitals of the Lieutenant from the Reno Police Department?
Dang ol' Dangle dangle.
#8
I don't know what STD causes blurry genitals...
But Japan seems to have an epidemic of it.
#9
It's not herpes...
They're called Genital Cold Sores
#10
When you're on a date that's not going well, just start talking about genital psoriasis.
You're welcome.
#11
Me: Here you go.
Her: WTF? Me: It's the genital mold you wanted. Her: I said gelatin mold! Me: *waddles away with pants around ankles*
#12
I object to female genital mutilation.
It is hard enough find a clitoris with having to scrabble through the skip bin behind a Somali mosque.
#13
What do you call a corn farmer who had
his genitals removed A eunuch corn
#14
Before the invention of Swiffers, people had to
pick up dust with their own moist genitals.
#15
Disclaimer: My jokes are not always based on true events.
Use as directed. Side effects may include genital swelling & loss of lunch.
#16
What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's genitals?
A Freudian Flip.
#17
Mechanical bull rides are a good place
to meet someone with busted genitals.
#18
that lonely feeling when you oust your ex
as mayor of your genitals on foursquare
#19
After a long day of having my laptop fry my genitals, it feels good
to lie in a dark room and have my phone screen fry my eyeballs.
#20
Just realized all my tweets are about my genitals .
Time to change the subject. Do you believe in aliens ? If so , do they have genitals?
Why People Enjoy Genital Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and genital jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love genital jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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