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Germ Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of germ jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*Food hits floor* Little Germs: "Let's get it!" King Germ: "No!!!
We must wait 5 seconds......"
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#2
Why doesn't germaphobes masterbate ?
Because they don't like all the germs that come with it.
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#3
My father's sister is obsessed with killing
germs, we call her Auntie Bacterial.
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#4
What did Hitler invest his money in hand sanitizer?
It kills 99.9% of Germs.
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#5
"Bro she's a cold digger" [later with gf] Do you only want me for my germs?
[she stops licking my face] Why would you ask that?
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#6
In the 90's did the backstreet boys have a cafeteria?
I mean a bacteria.Thank you ladies and germs.
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#7
In other words, 2 percent of household
germs kinda like Lysol spray
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#8
This holiday season, get your girl a Jared Diamond ...but get her
Collapse--she's probably already read Guns, Germs, and Steel.
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#9
Germ 1-OMG he dropped his pizza!
Germ 2-PIIZZZAAAA!!! Let's get it! Germ Capt.-Stand back! He still has one more second to pick it up.
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#10
Why did the germ cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide!
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#11
Is there a hand sanitizer out there
that can kill the 0.01% germ?
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#12
Why did the germ cross the microscope
To get to the other slide
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#13
If I was a germ, I'd probably be from
the 0.01% that Purell can not kill.
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#14
If alcohol kills germs and laughter is the best medicine,
I'm the healthiest person on the planet.
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#15
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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#16
I'm developing a hand sanitizer that only kills the 00.01% of germs that the others can't kill.
I'm going to make a fortune!
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#17
*Alcohol kills germs.
*Vodka is alcohol. *Flu is germs. *Vodka kills the flu. *You're welcome!
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#18
Why did we use guns in world war 2 against the Germans?
We could've used Frebreze, it kills 99.99% of germs anyways.
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#19
[Pizza falls on the ground] Hold HOLD!
-Germ boss telling his minions not to jump on the pizza until it's been a full five seconds.
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#20
If youre giving mouth-to-mouth, and you don't want to get germs,
you can put a harmonica between your lips and the victim's
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