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#1
"Hello?" Dad come get me from practice "Sorry I'm going into a tunnel" *sound
of mom giggling* But I called the *connection drops* ...landline
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#2
I don't get nervous if I'm surrounded by beautiful women.
I know they're all too busy hating each other to notice me.
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#3
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
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#4
I can't come tonight, couldn't get a babysitter..
It is really difficult to get a babysitter when you don't have any children.
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#5
murderers are my pet peeve.
im a real chill dude until i get murdered, then you better be prepared to have some sarcasm thrown your way
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#6
What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?
"Oh get a womb"
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#7
Of course he's going to get re-elected,
because once you go Black...
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#8
Your pants are so tight...
...you can't even get a leg up on the situation!
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#9
What do I do when my luggage gets tired?
I rest my case.
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#10
How much do pirates pay to get an earring?
A Buccaneer.
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#11
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
Cum on her shoes and let the flies do the rest
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#12
What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?
Michael Jackson!
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#13
[Different version] How to be insulting
Never mind, you wouldn't get it
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#14
What does a paedophile like to do while on vacation?
Get some son.
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#15
My Girlfriend thought we should get Friends With Benefits.
I dumped her, I can't stand Justin Timberlake.
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#16
What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?
Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
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#17
[puts scarf on snowman] Girl: to keep u warm Snowman: I am made of snow.
G: omg you're alive! S: ok but lets get past that. are you stupid
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#18
Squirrels run around like they're being chased.
Nobody cares about you. You live in tree. Get a job
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#19
My doctor said if I get 1000 upvotes he will perform free LASIK surgery!
Upvote for visibility.
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#20
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!
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