What Are Gf Jokes?
Gf Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of gf jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
When suffering from insomnia I either count
sheep or ask my GF how her day was.
#2
What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?
An elevator has a GF
#3
GF: What a perfect night ME: It gets better *bends on 1 knee* Will you...
GF: OMG yes! ME: *puts Space Jam DVD on her finger* put this in?
#4
Grandma found out I'm single so I have roughly an hour to find a gf or
Ill be getting the 'have you thought about being a priest' talk again
#5
*i put two straws in my drink* gf: awhh :) me:
hell ya double barrel *i use both straws*
#6
GF says my bike helmet looks ridiculous, but I'd rather be "uncool"
than fall and crack my head open in the middle of having sex.
#7
[meeting her parents] GF (whispering): Please don't make a
scene ME (angry-whispering): You told me there'd be cheese
#8
My blonde gf dropped a mug on her feet, spilling her salt over her desk at work...
...Successfully sued claiming to have been mugged and assaulted
#9
[mom ridiculing me in front of new GF] "Luke was afraid to go into family
changing rooms until 22 because he thought he'd get a new family"
#10
Step 1:Make pillows with"Love" printed on them Step 2:Become a lawyer
Step 3:Defend men who smother their GF with love Step 4:Become rich
#11
Saw my ex-gf being beaten up by 4 guys, so as a human being I had to step in and help..
She didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us
#12
[teen me w/GF in my dad's car] Me: You wanna do it?
Her: *giggling* Yes Me: *hears voice whisper no glove, no love* GET OUT OF THE CAR MOM
#13
My girlfriend might not appriciate this.
Me: I've got something to tell you. Gf: Don't say that makes me anxious. Me: I've got a date. Gf: ??? Me: http://imgur.com/GeYB7xY Still to hear back from her.
#14
My Gf asked me How many times I jerked off I
told her I only tried it a handful of times
#15
it's raining and my gf has been staring at the window for about an hour..
i should probably let her in.
#16
GF: What's my biggest flaw?
ME: You haven't got any, you're perfect, I love you GF: No come on, I mean pacifically ME: We should split up
#17
GF: just FYI, my dad teaches at the Naval Academy [meeting her parents]
ME: [lifting up shirt] does my belly button look weird to you?
#18
[on phone to gf] her: "you never understand me anymore so.." me:
"so what?" her: "we're breaking up" me: "i can hear you fine"
#19
[tortoise arguing with his gf] "FINE IM LEAVING" FINE [6 minutes later] are you going or not?
"THIS IS AS FAST AS I CAN GO KAREN"
#20
I said to my GF "Please get me a newspaper." "Don't be silly," she replied
"you can borrow my iPad." That spider never knew what hit it!
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