What Are Gibson Jokes?
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#1
A woman was on trial for murdering her husband with his guitar.
The judge asked, "First offender?" She replied, "No. First it was the Gibson, then the Fender."
#2
If a Christian rock band had a Gibson, they could
be called "The Five Gospels, Les Paul." ^
#3
A man is on trial for beating his wife with his guitar collection The judge asks, "first offender"?
The man replies, "No, first a Gibson; then a Fender."
#4
On a scale of 1 to Charlie Sheen, I'm
at Mel Gibson drunk right now.
#5
MEL GIBSON: HE'LL ONLY HIT YOU IF YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT.
THAT'S THE MEL GIBSON PROMISE.
#6
Just saw that I have one unheard message and I didn't even see my phone ring.
I hope it's not: a) Work related b) Mel Gibson
#7
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection The judge
says, "First offender?" The woman replies, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender."
#8
I learnt that Mel Gibson was born in Australia Well I guess you could say he was from...
-puts on glasses- MELBOURNE
#9
Mel Gibson, Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar.
I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are showing up.
#10
Did anyone else think that...
Mel Gibson's remake of the 'Life of Brian' wasn't nearly as funny as the original?
#11
A woman was accused of attacking her husband with several guitars.
When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?" She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
#12
A woman is on trial for murdering her husband.
"So ma'am, first offender?" "No! First a Gibson, THEN a Fender."
#13
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...
Judge says, First offender?' She says, No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'
#14
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
Judge asks, "First offender?" She replied: "No, first a Gibson, and then a Fender."
#15
I believe in God and have a sense of humor about it.
But when you insist that makes me an idiot, you sound as tolerant as Mel Gibson.
#16
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
"First offender?" The judge asked. "No" said the bailiff, "First a Gibson, then a Fender."
#17
What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?
They all had a brave-heart.
#18
A quick Mel Gibson joke.
If Mel Gibson directed a popular 90's show starring Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt: "Mad about Jew"
#19
Damn girl, are you a gibson?
Cause I would only use you If I would get paid.
#20
A woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars The Judge asked
"First time offender?" She replied, "No, first time a Gibson, then a Fender."
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