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#1
What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield?
Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.
#2
Van Gogh: "Dude, I saw this hella vase of sunflowers today." Gauguin:
"Pics, or it didn't happen." [van gogh pulls out oil paints & easel]
#3
What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh??
You gonna eat that?
#4
Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
#5
Why didn't the art thief get away?
Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.
#6
What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?
The Starry Knight
#7
Caesar: friends, Romans countryman lend me your ear...
[2 days later] *Caesar opens mailbox* "oh FFS Van Gogh IT'S A SAYING!!!!!'
#8
An art museum robber is caught when he tries to get away....
A reporter asks him what went wrong with the robbery. He answers " I didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
#9
There was a failed art theft today...
the robber reportedly was foiled because he didn't have enough Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh.
#10
If I owned a moving company,
I'd call it 'Van Gogh.'
#11
I'm a traveling art collector, but not doing so well...
I'm always in need of Monet to buy Degas to make the van Gogh.
#12
What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?
You can't make your van gogh.
#13
VAN GOGH: Go on, open it.
You'll like it. Much better than last year. GIRL: It isn't another ear is it, Vince? VAN GOGH: what
#14
Did you hear about the recent theft from the Louvre in Paris?
Three paintings were stolen. The thieves took the Renoir to get the Monet to get their Van Gogh.
#15
What does Vincent say when he's annoyed at someone?
Fuck Gogh
#16
An art thief gets caught after a heist, how so?
Many people saw his Van Gogh from the scene of the crime.
#17
Van Gogh hands a wrapped up box to his girlfriend.
"Vincent, please tell me this isn't another ear." "What?"
#18
What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?
Lamb Gogh
#19
Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?
Because everyone wishes him a new ear.
#20
Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?
He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.
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