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Grain Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of grain jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I took everything with a grain of
salt and now I have hypertension.
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#2
Oldie - -Communist China telegrams Soviet Russia Communist China: WE ARE OUT OF FOOD.
SEND GRAIN Soviet reply: WE ARE ALSO OUT OF FOOD. TIGHTEN YOUR BELTS Communist China: SEND BELTS
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#3
There's a new TV show on AMC about people who run away from grains and wheat.
I hear they call it The Walking Bread.
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#4
My doctor said my blood sodium level is apparently too
high but I take everything with a grain of salt.
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#5
What's a flamboyantly gay horse's favorite food?!
Likely a mixture of things like grains, seeds, and beet pulp.
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#6
If u stand in the pouring grain....
Your gonna get all wheat!
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#7
What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?
A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)
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#8
I hate cereal killers they
go against the grain
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#9
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half
coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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#10
So now they're feeding cow marijuana infused grain?
That isn't for me... ...those steaks are too high.
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#11
Two grains of sand were walking together in the desert.
Suddenly, one turned to the other and said, "Dude, I think we're being followed."
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#12
What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?
one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P
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#13
I was once told I run like a gazelle But the guy who said it
was in a wheelchair, so I took it with a grain of salt.
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#14
Gluten-free, low salt, no sugar all-natural whole grain bread?
The only thing "natural" about this product is the urge to get away from it.
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#15
Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?
Because he was in bread!
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#16
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings,
industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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#17
What do you call bread from heaven?
100% holy grain
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#18
Here's one for the photographers of reddit Why was the photo of a wheat field rejected from Alamy?
A=It had too much grain
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#19
[First day at New Job] New Boss: When in Rome do as the Romans you know?
<Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry>
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#20
You know, I'm really glad Ben Carson didn't end up being Secretary of Education.
I really didn't want our kids learning that the food pyramid was built to store grain.
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