What Are Grandmother Jokes?
Grandmother Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of grandmother jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My grandmother said she would give birth to my mother when the time machine was invented.
Apparently she lied.
#2
Most disgusting joke I know ...
[NSFW] So, I was eating out my girlfriend when all of a sudden I tasted horse sperm. I couldn't help but shout out "aha grandmother, so that's how you died!".
#3
What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?
A bunch of bi Nanas.
#4
"I have a hard time with faces.
One time I mistook a wolf for my dead grandmother LOL!" - Little Red Riding Hood, talking to a coat rack.
#5
The Internets recipe for Cream Pie
is different than my Grandmothers
#6
*The most messed up jokes you know* I'll start: What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's pussy?
Sucking out thirteen of them and realizing you only put in a dozen.
#7
So my buddy was going down...
On his grandmother, and he told me he realized he was tasting horse semen... That's when he thought. "I wonder if that's what killed her or not? "
#8
[dark alley] Dealer: so what you want Me: a gram [dealer
opens trenchcoat, revealing multiple grandmothers]
#9
What do you call a white grandmother?
A gran-cracker
#10
Whats grosser then gross?
Shoving 12 oysters up your grandmothers vagina and sucking out 13.
#11
A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother...
They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry
#12
A lady posted her grandmother's brownie recipe, so I tried making them.
Turns out her grandma was a terrible cook
#13
My sense of humor is so dark that my grandmother would have
been very unhappy if my sister went on a date with it.
#14
I keep trying to convince my grandmother to get a hearing aid...
But she just won't listen
#15
My grandmother is an inspiration!
At 84 years old she went to medical school. She's a cadaver.
#16
My grandmother would roll over.
My grandmother would roll over in her trench if she knew how much I spent on her funeral.
#17
Still laughing about that time my grandmother said God told her to put
my grandfather in an asylum because he was hearing voices in his head
#18
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty.
She's ninety-three today and we don't know where the hell she is.
#19
Why was the grandmother's license revoked?
She had lost her fine motor skills.
#20
Knock, knock.
Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
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Another reason people love grandmother jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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