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Grape Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of grape jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape?
Elephant grape sine theta.
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#2
I hear China makes some high-quality wine...
...people have been raving about the Grape of Nanking.
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#3
The Grapes of Wrath 2:
The Raisins of Revenge
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#4
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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#5
Why does Spider-Man only drink Kool-aid?
Because with grape powder comes great responsibility.
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#6
I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get...well you know...
Oreos.
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#7
Grapes..
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?.. BREATHE IDIOT, BREATHE.
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#8
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe you idiot! Breathe!"
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#9
I asked a grape about parenthood But it
didn't know much about baby raisin.
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#10
What did the grape say when I stepped on it?
Nothing, but it gave up a little whine.
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#11
I'm at home eating grape jelly.
That shit is my jam.
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#12
Art Teacher: your drawings are due tomorrow me: [hours later] maybe add
in some grapes police sketch artist: ..a bowl of fruit attacked you?
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#13
What's Bill Corby's favorite type of Jello?
Grape. The "G" is silent. Just like his lovers. Edit: I can't edit the title, I suck at spelling -_- (and proofing)
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#14
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man running the stand...
..HEY! (pom pom pom) Got any grapes?
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#15
If these grapes were drugs I'd be overdosing
like a child star of the 80s.
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#16
[Produce Aisle] Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave.
*mouthful of like 20 grapes * "That lady took one too!!"
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#17
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe damn it, breathe!"
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#18
LIAM NEESON: [writing grocery list] bread milk cheese eggs
vengeance [he stops writing, frowns] vengeance grapes
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#19
Where do Grape Nuts come from?
Boy grapes.
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#20
There once was a man from the Cape.
Who had balls like a hairy great ape. Then he met a nice girl. She gave him a whirl. And now he's got two little grapes.
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