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Groan Jokes

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What Are Groan Jokes?

Groan Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of groan jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
DJ: "MARRIED PEOPLE IN THE CLUB TONIGHT MAKE SOME NOOOIISE!"
*Groans* *Sobs* *sighs* *a solitary gunshot*
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#2
A farmer walks onto a field, shovel in hand and starts digging long canals.
The field groans and says to the farmer.. You're really irrigating me
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#3
People keep mixing up my jokes and my sex They
groan at my jokes, and they laugh at my sex.
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#4
Have you heard the joke about Whole Foods?
It was so bad it made me sustainably groan.
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#5
What do bulls do math with?
A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
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#6
No longer bothered by my puns ...
she's groan immune.
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#7
What does a cow use to solve math problems?
A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.
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#8
When I started telling dad jokes like
my father I knew I was full groan.
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#9
Knock knock...
Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (Wait for inevitable groans) Courtesy of my boss, lover of lame jokes.
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#10
A good pun is its
groan reward!
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#11
In a parallel universe, a group of sentient guitars
groan as one guitar gets out a human at a party.
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#12
Girl, are you my brake pads and rotors?
Because I'd like to grind on you until you groan loudly and I have to replace you.
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#13
The best jokes are the ones that cause the audience to groan.
So I suppose the best of the best cause constipation.
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#14
This will make you groan..
I like to travel a lot, and last year I flew and visited Hiroshima, Japan. It was fairly cold that day so it wasn't the best day, but it wasn't the worst....
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#15
What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun?
Top post on /r/Jokes.
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#16
Hamburger My Chinese girlfriend came up with this, please don't groan.
Where do you go to get a burger on the internet? McDownloads!
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#17
Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?
Jar Jar Binks
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#18
Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the Chinese restaurant?
He was charged with won ton destruction ^^*cue* ^^*groan*
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#19
What do you call a fellow who is over 21 and makes bad puns?
A groan man.
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#20
Why are parents boring?
Because they're groan-ups.
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What are the best Groan Jokes?
Our collection features 36 Groan Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Most Groan Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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How many Groan Jokes are available?
We currently have 36 Groan Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Groan Jokes?
Groan Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Groan Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and groan jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love groan jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Groan Jokes safe for all ages?
Most groan jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Groan Jokes?
groan jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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