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What Are Ground Jokes?

Ground Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ground jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I like my girls like I like my coffee.
Ground up and in the freezer.
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#2
I want a sand timer with ground spices instead of sand That way when
it starts to run out I can say, "Oh no, I'm running out of Thyme!"
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#3
What do you call a cow with no legs?
...ground beef
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#4
A guy wire is holding a pole...
...the pole is 10 meters tall, the wire makes a 48^o angle from the ground and the very tip is 7 meters from the pole. How long until the feminists arrive?
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#5
"Is my butt is too big?" my girlfriend asked, staring at her reflection in the mirror.
Sensing a trap, I fell to the ground and played dead.
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#6
"hey what's that sqiggly thing on the ground?" "i don't know,
it looks kinda like a w or m" -- how the worm got its name
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#7
Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?
Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.
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#8
How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?
"DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running? "GOOSE!"
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#9
What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?
Cold Trafford!
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#10
Did you hear about the Meat Packing CEO?
He built his empire from the ground up. Ground up meat.
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#11
Major Tom: This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door & I'm floating in a most peculiar way GC: New phone.
Who dis?
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#12
I like my women like i like my coffee.
Ground up and in the freezer.
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#13
What do you mean dinosaurs didn't have titties?!
*throws my camera on the ground and causes a scene as I leave the museum *
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#14
How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?
Shoot him before he hits the ground
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#15
A drunk stumbles out of the bar, sees a nun on the sidewalk and pops her one right in the nose...
while she's on the ground crying, he says,"Not so tough now, are you, Batman?"
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#16
Today I had an allergic reaction to a peanut...
**This title contains content from FINE BROTHERS ENTERTAINMENT who has it blocked on copyright grounds.**
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#17
My love is like a candle...
Because if you forget about me I will burn your fucking house to the ground.
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#18
Found a quarter on the ground the other
day You could say it 'changed' my life
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#19
Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand ?
The Indians just kept coming and coming
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#20
I started a cold air balloon business.
I'm having trouble getting it off the ground.
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