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#1
Thirty seven years ago, my wife walked out on me because apparently, I hold on to grudges too long.
What a bitch.
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#2
Some people ask me why I never hold a grudge.
I've always hated those people.
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#3
I got my dog from an orphanage like, two years ago.
Those orphans STILL hold a grudge.
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#4
Me, hold a grudge?
Never. I carry a battle axe at all times and settle any nonsense as it happens.
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#5
I don't hold grudges or plot for revenge, I will simply send a
bunch of Jehovah's witnesses to your door...on a daily basis.
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#6
I'm pretty sure God and Satan are both women, because
who else would hold a grudge for that long?
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#7
Of course I don't hold grudges!
I'm a woman, I carry them around in my designer purse everywhere I go.
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#8
Everyone tells me I hold grudges just like my dad.
They say I'm a chip on the old shoulder.
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#9
The gingham is holding a grudge because burlap and seersucker didn't invite corduroy to their party.
Social fabric is complex.
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#10
I don't understand why women love singing "Let it go"...
...Since most of them keep grudges for life.
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#11
Pretty awesome how you can buy chocolates on February 13th and everyone
assumes you have a girlfriend & not a grudge w/ your neighbor's dog.
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#12
I don't hold grudges.
My father held grudges, I always hated him for that.
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#13
I wish my name was Grudge.
This way my wife would hold on to me forever.
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#14
What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?
A grudge.
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#15
I maintain a lifelong grudge against anyone at a restaurant
who orders after me yet gets their food before me.
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#16
if God exists it's probably a woman
no man holds a grudge for this long
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#17
What's black, blue, and red all over?
The Grudge at a rave.
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#18
I haven't talked to a single member of my family since the great monopoly battle of '06.
So yea, I know a thing or 2 about holding a grudge.
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#19
Don't keep grudges, let everything aside and give a good hug to your enemies!!!
...when you are really sick
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#20
How come my wife can't hold her bladder for more than three
hours but she can hold a grudge for fourteen years?
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