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What Are Guests Jokes?

Guests Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of guests jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*Britney Spears releases a new fragrance* *the other dinner
guests look embarrassed and pretend not to notice.*
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#2
The best way to stop uninvited guests from stopping
by your home is to always answer the door naked.
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#3
Treat your guests like family,
so they don't stay too long.
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#4
I told my husband he really should stop masturbating.
"Why?", he asked "Because you're making this dinner party REALLY uncomfortable for our guests."
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#5
Williams Sonoma excels at selling me cookware I don't need to prepare
meals with ingredients I can't afford for dinner guests I don't have.
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#6
Guests are like fish After three days,
you should probably get rid of them.
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#7
To make my guests comfortable, I always put a sign in the bathroom
that says "Don't worry, I cleaned, those are permanent stains."
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#8
Best part of cleaning the apartment is putting new magazines on the coffee
table so you can look cultured for the guests you don't have over
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#9
After his wedding, Chuck Norris sent "You're
Welcome" cards to all of his guests.
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#10
Well hello, "Party-Size" bag of Doritos.
Welcome to my party! There will be no other guests.
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#11
I hate when I'm in a restaurant bathroom, and I run out of toilet paper.
Like my dinner guests are gonna be scared of HALF a mummy costume
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#12
guests ask for my wifi password, so I made "What is wifi?"
my password cuz I'm real into that "who's on first" bit
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#13
[job interview] "Tell me about yourself" *flashback to when I used
hand towels mom said are specifically for guests* I'm a risk taker
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#14
I never make my guests take their shoes off at the door because
it takes them longer to get out when I want them to leave.
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#15
Apparently just sitting here on my new lawn furniture drinking my
Vodka & minding my business is disturbing to other Target guests.
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#16
My friend told me this joke about a party host who made his guests line up for juice...
I can't seem to remember the entire joke, but all I know is that there was a long punch line.
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#17
What did the host of an orgy say to his guests?
I'm glad you all came!
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#18
[my funeral] PRIEST: dearly beloved...
*respectful silence from guests* PRIEST: ...and steve ME FROM INSIDE COFFIN: lmao get roasted steve
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#19
Who cares if you pee in the shower?
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
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#20
What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?
Disco Stew!
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Guests Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and guests jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most guests jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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guests jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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