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Guns Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of guns jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I buy all my guns from a guy called
'T-Rex' He's a small arms dealer
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#2
There are two fish in a tank...
...one is driving, the other one is operating the guns
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#3
So I was shopping online for antique guns.....
and I got to the World War II section. I selected guns of French origin. They were all in mint condition.
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#4
I found $80 in my jeans.
The kid in me says "Buy Nerf guns and candy", but the adult in me says "Buy vodka, Nerf guns and candy"
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#5
My principal doesn't allow guns in school...
...So i had to put on a long sleeve shirt
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#6
In Canada, a drive by shooting is just a guy using finger
guns while winking at a chick he has no chance with.
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#7
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?
Some people are against shooting guns.
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#8
actually, all of my sons are named after guns.
you got gunden, gunley, bungun, gunch, and this here is gun junior
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#9
It's cute that the NRA thinks guns could defend you from a government that
has a high fructose corn syrup nozzle up every citizens' asshole.
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#10
Piers Morgan has taken a very strong stance against guns, and who can blame him?
If you had a gun, you'd shoot him too.
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#11
How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More guns.
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#12
I buy all my guns from a bloke called T-Rex..
He's a small arms dealer.
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#13
[DARK] A bulky muslim man walks into a gay bar...
He says "EVERYONE, WANNA SEE THESE GUNS??" Everyone "YEEEAAAHHH!!!" And. Thats how Orlando happened. And dark humor is never too soon :)
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#14
Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?
Felons can't buy guns
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#15
4yo: I want to play squirt guns Me: You mean when you squirt me all day and laugh, and if I squirt you, you cry?
4yo: YES Me: Okay, let's go
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#16
2 goldfish are in a tank.
One looks at the other and says "YOU MAN THE GUNS, I'LL DRIVE!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (I'm not deleting this)
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#17
What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?
"The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"
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#18
What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)
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#19
I buy all my guns from a guy that calls himself T-Rex...
He's a small arms dealer.
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#20
How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?
More guns.
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