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#1
Two men walk into a bar.
The first says, "i'll have some H20". The second says, "sounds good, I'll have some H20 too" The second man [died](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide).
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#2
Billy was a chemist's son/ But now he is no more/
'Cos what he thought was H20/ Was H2So4.
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#3
Two chemists walk into a bar the first one says "can I have a glass of H2O" and the second chemist says "Can I have a glass of H20 too".
and then he dies.
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#4
Two men walk into a bar.
First one says "I'll have an H20." Second man says, "You know what? I'll have an H20 too." The second man dies.
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#5
Lunch menu at a middle school in Flint,
MI: PB&J with some Pb&H20.
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#6
If H20 is on the inside of fire hydrants, what is on the outside?
K9P.
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#7
2 men walk into a bar.
The first 1 says "I'll have some H20" the second one says "I'll have some H202" The second one died.
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#8
science jokes two chemists walk into a bar, the first one says "I'll have H20" the second one says "I'll have H20 two" the second chemist dies.how did he die?
tell me in the comments
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#9
Why doesn't Mr.Sodium like to spend time with Mr.H20?
Because they always get in to heated arguments.
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#10
So two guys walk into a bar...
The first one orders h20, the second one says "I'll have h20 too". The second guy died.
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#11
What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?
H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.
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#12
A chemist and his friend walk into a bar...
The chemist asks the bartender for some H2O. His friend is trying to be cool and says "Hey, I'll have an H20 too". Then the friend dies.
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#13
Two men walk into a bar..
The first man says I'll have an H20 The second man says I'll have an H20 too, the second man dies.
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#14
Two scientists walk into a bar...
first one says I'll have H2o Second one says I'll have a H20 too. Then he dies
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#15
2 Scientists walk into a bar, one asks for H20 and the other asks for H20 too.
The other scientist dies.
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#16
What did the dyslexic chemist do?
He drank H20, too!
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#17
Two guys walk into a bar The first one asks for h20.
The second on asks for h20 too. The second guy dies.
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#18
What is H20 Made out of?
20 hydrogen atoms.
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#19
A scientist was playing scrabble with his wife She played "PINE", he had "LMHIOJK".
He played all of his letters at once to form a 8-letter word along with the "N". What did he make? H20
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#20
If water is h20, what
is ice H2O^3
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