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#1
Two guys walk into a bar One guy says, 'I'd like some H2O.' The other guy says, 'I'd like some H2O, too.' The second guy died.
The bartender is a chemist.
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#2
Science Joke :) Two scientists walk into a bar.
Bartender: So what would you two like? Scientist 1: I'll have some H2O. Scientist 2: I'll have some H2O too. (H2O2)
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#3
If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
K9P
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#4
Johnny was a chemists son, but Johnny is no more.
For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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#5
Nerd Joke Man walks into a bar and days "Bartender, I'll have an
H2O." His friend says "Ill have some H2O, too" His friend dies.
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#6
Two scientists walk into a bar...
One asks for a H2O, the other asks for a H2O too. The bartender hands them both glasses of water and asks them why they're talking in scientific terms.
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#7
Two men walked into a bar One of them said "I want some H2O." The
second man said "I want some H2O too." The second man died.
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#8
2 Scientists walk into a bar...
The first one tells the bartender, "I'd like some H2O" Upon hearing that, the second scientist says, "I'd like some water too. Jimmy, we're not in the lab anymore..."
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#9
If H2O is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
K9P
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#10
CaO+H2O=Ca(OH)2 Is this
reaction illegal too?
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#11
A teacher asks one of her students what the formula for water was...
He said, "H I J K L M N O" Teacher: What? Student: Yesterday, you said the formula for water is H2O
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#12
Two scientists walk into a bar.
The first scientist says "I'll have h2o" The second scientist says "I'll have a water" The first scientist goes back home and rethinks his assassination plan.
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#13
Little Timmy...
Little Timmy had a drink, But drink he will no more, For what he thought was H2O, Was H2SO4.
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#14
H2O is water.
H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking and bathing.
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#15
Timmy was a chemist's son.
But Timmy is no more. What Timmy thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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#16
If fire hydrants have H2O inside them, what do they have outside?
K9P
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#17
Two guys walk into a bar The first says, "I'll have H2O."
The second said, "I'll have H2O too." He died.
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#18
Two scientists walk into a bar...
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first asks for H2O. The second asks for H2O, too. The second man dies.
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#19
If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what's outside of it?
K9P
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#20
Two chemists went into a bar The first one said to the bartender, I want H2O, the second one said I want H2O too.
The second one died
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