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Handcuffs Jokes

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#1
Turns out cops get really pissed if you slip out of
your handcuffs even if you say "Ta-Da" when you do.
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#2
I'm allergic to Everclear.
It makes me break out.. Into handcuffs.
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#3
I was having a look...
In my mothers bedroom the other day and I found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in her wardrobe. I couldn't believe it... My mothers a superhero!!!!!
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#4
[Cop arresting a centipede] *clink* *clink* *clink* *clink* *clink*
*opens crate of new handcuffs* *clink* *clink* *clin
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#5
#1 thing not to say to a cop Those look like the
handcuffs your wife used on me last night.
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#6
Why don't Italians do bondage?
Because they can't say the safeword while they're wearing handcuffs.
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#7
Spanish for wife - "esposa" Spanish for handcuffs
- "esposas" Well played, Spanish
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#8
I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mom's bedroom.
I can't believe it.. She's a superhero!
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#9
COP: Damn I left my regular handcuffs at home, all I have is these candy handcuffs.
I trust that u won't eat ur way out of these CROOK: Sure
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#10
Niece: found these handcuffs in your drawer.
Me: yea I got arrested once Niece: omg why Me: for going through my aunt's drawers.
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#11
Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?
So they can drive with the handcuffs on.
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#12
How cute would it be if park rangers had tiny handcuffs
for raccoons that steal campers' food?
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#13
What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?
Irish handcuffs.
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#14
When I see a person with facial tattoos, I also know that I will
see them in handcuffs if I follow them around long enough.
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#15
*exorcism* DEMON: *roars* PRIEST: we must restrain him!
WIFE: *opens drawer* here! *tosses fuzzy pink handcuffs* PRIEST: ... DEMON: hey now
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#16
All the single ladies put your hands up!
*handcuffs all the single ladies together and pushes them off a cliff* I'm your only option now.
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#17
I'm allergic to alcohol...
Every time I drink it, I break out in handcuffs...
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#18
Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?
So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
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#19
I have a severe allergy to alcohol Whenever
I drink it I breakout in handcuffs.
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#20
What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?
Boom-shackle-lacquer!
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