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Handicap Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of handicap jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?
Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown?
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#2
If you're feeling down, park in a handicap space and soon a bunch
of strangers will tell you that there's nothing wrong with you!
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#3
What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?
Olympus has fallen.
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#4
I like my women like I like my golf score
Mid-eighties and with slight handicap.
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#5
I like my women like I like my golf scores,
in the 80's with a slight handicap.
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#6
Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
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#7
How did the homeless handicap child die?
Alone
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#8
I have a dream...
That one day handicap people will be able to park wherever they want.
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#9
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicap zone.
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#10
I played golf with a guy in a wheelchair today He must not play much judging
by the silence I was met with when I asked him what his handicap is.
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#11
What do retards wear on their heads?
Handicaps
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#12
I like my women like I like my golf score
Mid eighties and with slight handicap.
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#13
Women are like bathrooms stalls....
....they're all dirty, except the handicap ones -Jim Jeffries
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#14
How did the retarded sperm cell beat the normal one to the egg?
He had a handicap.
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#15
Q.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone.
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#16
What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?
The handicap.
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#17
a useful hat is
also a handicap
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#18
What is the handicap parking like
at the special olympics.
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#19
Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?
Do they have problems with stairs? Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible?
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#20
After seeing the disaproval of gay Jokes I might as well say that handicap jokes are also horrible and rude.
I just can't stand them.
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