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Handle Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of handle jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Nicholson: You want answers?!
Cruise: I want the truth!! Nicholson: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Cruise: mmk... how bout a little hint?
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#2
Why do baby birds love Amy Schumer's comedy?
They can't handle anything that hasn't been consumed and regurgitated.
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#3
About delete my Facebook account, I hope Stacey and Heather
from the 3rd grade can handle the rejection.
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#4
When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?
When it gets a handle on life.
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#5
I was interviewing a guy for a position as a dentist Turns out he wasn't very great at the job.
I told him and he broke down crying. He couldn't handle the tooth
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#6
Why don't they have driving classes and sex Ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia?
Because the camels can't handle it
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#7
*Signs into Facebook "If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve
me at my best" is posted everywhere *Agrees *Deletes Facebook
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#8
I've reached the point of laziness where even laying
around has become too much for me to handle.
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#9
Why Did The Alcoholic Comedian Quit Performing?
He couldn't handle the boos.
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#10
God never gives you more than you can handle.
But I'm not God. I'm just a bag boy. And you'll wanna take these groceries out in the cart.
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#11
At the mortuary..
-How do you want to handle your mother in law? Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried? -All of them, lets not take any chances
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#12
Doctors who wear scrubs infuriate me.
You put on a goddamn suit and tie or a ball gown before you handle me, you slob.
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#13
How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?
Depends
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#14
If you forget what it's like to talk on a Pay Phone,
just lick the handle of a shopping cart
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#15
My ex girlfriend wasn't able to handle my OCD I told
her to close the door five times on her way out.
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#16
I can only handle so much of a screaming kid on a long car ride before
I pull over, take them off the roof, and let them back in.
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#17
One way to handle social anxiety is to pretend you are a ghost & people
are staring at you because they have a gift they never asked for
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#18
A group of people asked me to make a joke about
barometers but I couldn't handle the pressure
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#19
So the other day I was pressing my clothes But it turned out I had just made even more creases.
I was so upset. I guess I couldn't handle the irony.
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#20
[goes to sign up for course on how to handle bad news
better] "sorry, we're full" [lights myself on fire]
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