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Handshake Jokes

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What Are Handshake Jokes?

Handshake Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of handshake jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The more complex the handshake, the
less complex the individual.
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#2
Your inability to learn complicated handshakes
is tearing this gang apart.
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#3
What do cannibals and politicians have in common?
They both enjoy handshakes.
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#4
a cannibal's favorite drink What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?
a handshake!
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#5
Nothing like a left handshake to
make me wonder why you're weird.
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#6
I've never actually been caught smoking weed.
But I'm pretty sure my parents know sober people don't give goodnight handshakes.
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#7
Its so awkward meeting new people.
Especially when they go in for a handshake and you go in for an open-mouth kiss.
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#8
I never know the proper handshake to
give a black guy wearing a suit.
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#9
The best way to respond to a limp handshake is
to tickle their palm with your middle finger
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#10
Went for a handshake and got snubbed.
So I turned it into an impromptu Macarena dance, since I didn't wanna look stupid
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#11
Welcome to the Psych Med Club!
We were working on a secret handshake, until we lost interest in the things we once loved.
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#12
A handshake means something completely
different to a cannibal.
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#13
I show extra confidence at a job interview by giving
a firm handshake before and after every question.
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#14
Heard this one from my trumpet playing band director Does anyone know the Trumpeteer handshake?
"Hi, I'm better than you"
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#15
Everybody thinks they are cool...
Until they fuck up a handshake with a black guy.
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#16
"Congrats Lobster Boy, u got the job" [Lobster Boy goes in
for the handshake but cuts his employer's hand clean off]
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#17
My penis and I have had the same secret handshake for 13 years.
Friends forever.
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#18
"This is the one I use for
wiping" - Handshakes
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#19
dating tip #4: when meeting her brother for the 1st time make sure when
he goes for the handshake u kiss him on the lips to assert dominance
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#20
The best part of a handshake is the knuckles.
I dunno why, but the blender just brings out their richness and flavour
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