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What Are Hang Jokes?

Hang Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hang jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Millennial Moses: Just, let my people go
or whatev- hang on I'm getting a text.
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#2
Kidnapping is a dumb crime because you're literally
forcing yourself to hang out with someone
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#3
Why do teenage girls only hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
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#4
Sorry, science, but religion promised me a place
where I'll get to hang out with Grandma again.
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#5
Job openings.
A female HR calls a guy: Lady: Sir, I have two openings. Man: Yes, I know. The lady hangs up.
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#6
The oldest British joke (10th Century): What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?
A key.
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#7
Her : You hang up first.
nnMe : *click*
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#8
An unemployed guy gets a call from the lady at the Employment agency Lady : I have two openings for you.
Guy : I know. The lady hangs up.
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#9
So I walked into a pub with some of the lads...
Oh wait hang on I don't have a social life.
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#10
What did the hookers hang on the christmas tree?
Whore-naments
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#11
I believe in strict gun control [gun sneaks toward front door] Where do you think you're going at this hour?
[gun hangs head & turns around]
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#12
Nobody really dates anymore.
You just make eye contact, text, hang out, and next thing you know all her clothes are in your closet....
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#13
What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an arsehole?
Barack Obama's Tie
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#14
I heard you guys like nooses.....
We should hang together!!
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#15
I feel sorry for my testicles.
They can't even hang out without being judged.
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#16
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
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#17
a great joke to tell on the phone What has a little dick and hangs down?
a bat! now what has a big dick and hangs up? *click*.
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#18
It's a comfort knowing Dad is looking down on me, but we should probably
cut his hang-glider out of that tree one of these days.
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#19
After killing a spider I wrap the web around his neck and
hang him from the wall to make it look like a suicide.
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#20
I love Christmas lights!
... they remind me of politicians. They all hang together, half the buggers don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright!
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